Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Anniversary

Tonight way back in 1997 I met my partner.

It was in the Mount Erica Hotel in Prahran. It was a cold and dark night, and it was very nice.

We went out to Charlton's in Little Bourke street for some karoke. I sang Hunk burning Love by Elvis, and that was it for her.

10 years later and we are still here. But not there. It's been good, and she can do a lot better than me.

Well, here's to another 10. Good on you, Tootsie.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Site Meter

Some of you would have not noticed the site meter box at the bottom. Using this, I can see who has been on my site.

Obviously, fuck all people have. I will have to start dropping sex type words in at random places like brittany spears sex tape in order to increase visits.

I can also see where people have come from. Some poor American logged on and then logged off again. He wouldn't have been able to get the nuances of the humour (random sex words follow - loves it up the arse). Or indeed the proper English spelling I try to use often.

Most of my visits come from (random sex words follow - big throbbing cock) Australia. Surprising? Not really, as many people's browsers would be run out of other cities like mine is.

Anyways, it's time to start (random sex word follows - free porn pictures celebrities in the nude taking it from behind) seeing who is on here. And more importantly why? There was a visitor from Canberra. Probably the man, keeping an eye on me, as I do post quite subversive things here.

I am particularly interested (random sex words follows - rubber fetish hand job good girls gone bad) in seeing how people end up here. Hopefully the usage of the random sex words will increase visitors. Although they are probably not the people I want visiting in the first place.

By the looks of things, most of my visitors come from within blogger itself, and from people wanting to download free music (random sex words follow - big dick does it hard). Limewire is the place for this, or indeed, this site. One German was looking for Steve Earle's Jerusalem CD to down load, I bet the shit on here freaked him out!

I think the listing of all CDs from my iPod got a lot of them in. Suckers.

I will keep you informed (random sex words follows - thehun.net)