Another quiz, about my favourite person - Me.

A quiz I knocked off from another website. Enjoy... yawn.

01. Do you like blue cheese? Yes. Yes I do.

02. Have you ever smoked heroin? Not on your nelly.

03. Do you own a gun? No. Dad does.

04. What flavour do you add to your drink at sonic? What the fuck is 'sonic'? If it is a place why hasn't it got a capital 'S'?

05. Do you get nervous before Doctor Appointments? Nope, just bored in the waiting room.

06. What do you think of hot dogs? Lips and bum mashed and squeezed by pressure into a collagen skin – what's not to like?

07. Favourite Christmas movie? Elf, but 'The Snowman' is up there too.

08. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? A nice cup of tea.

09. Can you do push ups? I can, but I choose not to.

10. Age? 37 and, oddly I get older each year.

11. What’s your favourite piece of jewellery? Probably my watch. Not into jewellery on men, if you are, go right ahead.

12. Favourite hobby? Bagging out St Kilda for their shit efforts. Cynicism.

13. Favourite Actor? Haven't really got on, but John Wayne in 'The Searchers' was pretty poignant, especially the last scene which pays homage to Harry Cary Senior.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? Who knows? Can I do a test on the internet?

15. What’s one trait you hate about yourself? Probably the fact that I am a picky bastard.

16. Middle name? Two – William and Gordon (maternal grandfather's first name, paternal grandfather's middle name)

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:

1. This quiz is long.
2. I should ring that personal trainer.
3. Do I need to go to the toilet?

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? I was a little hung over (thank you Jarrod) so they were:

1. One Coke Zero
2. Another Coke Zero
3. A dim sim and a potato cake (that's two, but thanks James for the walk up)

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
1. Water
2. Beer
3. Tea

20. Current worry? Taking on a new job and mortgage and child. There's a few, anyone want one?

21. Current hate right now? A numpty at work – he knows who he is. Fucker.

22 Favourite place to be? Not at work. Yeah, and with the missus. Sorry, with the radio on, preferably playing some Richard Hawley or Sam Baker.

23. How did you bring in the New Year? Went into the fireworks with my nephews and sister in law, back home by 11:45, watched the fireworks on TV, while having a Slurpee with Vodka in it. REBELS.

24. Where would you like to go? Somewhere but here. I.e. not at work.

25. Name three people who will complete this? I knocked it off a website, so feel free to do the same.

26. Do you own slippers? Ugg boots here. .

27. What shirt are you wearing? A business one. As I professionalism personified.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Not for me. It's 400 thread count or nothing!

29. Can you whistle? Yep, and while I work.

30. Favourite colour? Cobalt Blue

31. Would you be a pirate? Raping doesn't interest me. Pillaging does.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Too busy washing.

33. Favourite girl’s name? Don't have one.

34. Favourite boy’s name? Don't have one.

35. What is in your pocket right now? Coins, and a hanky.

36. Last thing that made you laugh? Something James wrote on MSM, about inflating the human. He, he, he.

37. Best bed sheets as a child? Clean ones.

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? I've got rooted hips, knees from a car accident, so that will do.

39. Do you love where you live? We'll be moving soon, so I will learn to love that area too.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2, one works the other isn't plugged in.

41. Who is your loudest friend? Dave Petersen - Mangina

42. How many dogs do you have? Don't have one, at the moment.

43. Does someone have a crush on you? Some sicko would. Time for an intervention order.

44. What is your favourite book? The Year of the Death of Richardo Reis by Jose Saramago, or Johnny Cash's biography – Cash by Cash.

45. Where were you born? A hospital in Thomastown. It was a happy day. At least for me.

46. What is your favourite candy? Don't really eat too much of it.

47. Favourite Sports Team? St Kilda Football Club

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Not a song, but the CD by Johnny Cash - 'My Mother's HymmBook'. And as for a song 'Pilgrim' by Steve Earle and the Del McClury Band off the CD 'The Mountain'.

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Sleeping.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Better send a text message to the missus, on account of her birthday today.