An email chain letter

This came into my hotmail in box. I sent it back to people I don't really know.

You.

Can.

Only.

Type.

One.

Word.

Not as easy as you might think. Change the answers to suit you and then pass it on and return to me as well.

Remember: one word answers.

1. Where is your cell phone? desk

2. Your significant other? sleeping

3. Your hair? receding

4. Your mother? Yo!

5. Your father? Curmudgeon

6. Your favourite thing? life

7. Your dream last night? drunken

8. Your favourite drink? Crownies

9. Your dream/goal? improve

10. The room you're in? colleagues

11. Your ex? snakewoman

12. Your fear? unfounded

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? improving

14. Where were you last night? meeting

15. What you're not? dim

16. Muffins? english

17. One of your wish list items? Huh?

18. Where you grew up? here

19. The last thing you did? type

20. What are you wearing? clothes

21. Your TV? home

22. Your pets? nope

23. Your computer? breaking

24. Your life? living

25. Your mood? dyspeptic

26. Missing someone? yep

27. Your car? service

28. Something you're not wearing? cravat

29. Favourite store? liquour

30. Your summer? Where? home

31. Like someone? most

32. Your favourite colour? blueish

33. When is the last time you laughed? today

34. Last time you cried? secret

35. Who will/would re-post this? people