Some untimely Mikey J jokes by me

• He died because he fell out of his oxygen tent
• When the paramedics were trying to resuscitate him, they were signing 'wanna be starting something'
• He couldn't bare the fact that he was finally going to tell us what mamasaymamasarmamasocsay means
• It's sad that he had an addiction to prescription drugs and couldn't beat it
• He'd been black, he'd been white, and decided he just couldn't live his life being a colour
• I know how drugs make me feel, but he had to keep having more to feel that way

• He couldn't remember the time he had his last dose, unfortunately

And of course the obligatory joke about his alleged kiddie love:

What time is it at the Neverland ranch when it's bed time?

When the big hand touches the little hand.